Or maybe we all moan softly for ice cream. Either way, in the spirit of some of the best advertising of all time, we bring you Grandpa Sex Machine #11. Sure, she ain’t no Tyra, but I think we can overlook that in light of her enthusiasm. I’ve got plans to update to the latest […]
This one feels like a bit of a cop-out…one of the things that I kind of enjoy about Gus is his never-ending struggle to get any sort of attention from the opposite sex. The thing about strippers is, as long as you’ve got a fist-full of dollars, getting attention isn’t exactly a challenge. Of course, […]
See what I did up there? Taking a stab at intellectual humor, and my punchline is an old dude grabbing his crotch. Très brillant, non? So, you like the dirty old man comics, eh? Grumps is a funny comic with awesome artwork about the residents of a retirement home that I just discovered last week. […]
Unfinished, but here it is. The crumby part? I had it this far last week and figured I’d have time to get it finished and cleaned up in a week. Hah. Goin’ places The class I’m taking finishes up today, so managing antisocial behavior should be no problem for me come 3:30 this afternoon. After […]
Yeah, I know, no updates for FAR TOO LONG, and now it’s just a half-assed digital sketch, but bitch at me later, ok? Right now you need to go vote. Polls are still open, go vote now. Lotsa crap to fill you in on, but it’ll have to wait for a more thorough update–sorry, but […]
Here you go, the return from the break that was too long to really call a hiatus–more of an extended sabbatical. Or, if I’m being honest, an extended bout of laziness. With luck it won’t take another two years for the next update. Hope you dig and come back for more!
Two years of nothing and then updates two weeks in a row? Is this some harbinger of doom? No, just Grandpa up to his old tricks. I was thinking of maybe having Gus drop a ball on his foot, and then this weekend I had a lame skateboard accident and jacked up my wrists and […]
Have you seen this show? I doubt that Gus would be able to glean the intended benefits from a trio of sports-bra clad fitness enthusiasts demonstrating “downward facing dog,” but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a huge fan. HUGE fan.
I spent a ridiculous amount of time thinking of team names for the bowling shirts that were suggestive and naughty, but it seems like most of those ideas have been put on t-shirts already. I looked at my dad’s old bowling shirts and realized that they typically just had the name of the local business […]
Sorry about the eXtreme! perspective on this one, but my reasons were three-fold: I felt like I was in a rut w/ the whole profile thing. It was way too tempting to just re-use this one with a few small tweaks and a new caption. Cleavage. Anyhow, this one builds on last week’s and brings […]