As I look over my website stats, I’m not surprised to see odd search terms giving me hits.  People google  proctology and are given link to my site.  They Ask Jeeves about a duplex kidney and are sent here.  The vast quantity of search terms that point this direction are variations on a theme:  grandpa sex, sex with grandpa, hot sexy grandpa, are all shockingly prevalent.  Seriously.  I’m not trying to judge, but…

Anyhow, a couple months back I noticed a lot of searches from all over the world for Charlie James.  People from France, Turkey, Hungary, Brazil, and the US, all searching for my name.  I knew I shared a name with an old St. Louis Browns baseball player, but I was resonably certain that these folks weren’t searching for either one of us.  I googled my own name and couldn’t find anyone that held any status worthy of such interest.

That’s when I turned off the safety filter.

As it turns out, not only do I share a name with a female porn star, but so does my wife.