This was probably the second or third Grandpa Sex Machine thing I ever did–Made it for my brother-in-law Tim for Christmas years ago.

Hope your Holidays are happy and spent with people you love.  And if a hot elf sits on your lap, even better.

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Sorry about the eXtreme! perspective on this one, but my reasons were three-fold:

1. I felt like I was in a rut w/ the whole profile thing.
2. It was way too tempting to just re-use this one with a few small tweaks and a new caption.
3. Cleavage.

Anyhow, this one builds on last week’s and brings up that all-important issue in both bowling and pick-up lines: follow-through. Will probably stay away from the bowling alley for a bit now, but I won’t make any promises. Later.

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I’ve never flown First Class, but I’d like to imagine it’s a bit like this. And before you ask, I think she knows her threat is not much of a deterrent. His only objection would be that she’d wait ’til he was asleep to do it.

Kaiju Big Battel = Awesome!

So a couple years ago, I stumbled across Kaiju Big Battel, a crazy cool blend of giant Japanese monster movies and pro-wrestling. Then a couple weeks ago, I stumbled across Action Blast on G4TV. Kaiju is on TV! Sure, it ain’t primetime NBC or anything, but still, that’s pretty sweet.

You can ignore this next bit–just an attempt to bring in new readers:

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