Thought last week’s was a little too tame, but I may have crossed a line this time around. I’m crossing that line with good intentions, though–prostate health is no laughing matter! Make sure your diet is rich in lycopene, which is available in ruby red grapefruit, tomatoes, and dietary supplements. There are, of course, other methods of prostate maintenance, which is the whole point of the comic.

By the way, I’m not a doctor, so if you read this and your prostate still swells up and kills you, it’s not my fault. Good luck with that.