As I look over my website stats, I’m not surprised to see odd search terms giving me hits. People google proctology and are given link to my site. They Ask Jeeves about a duplex kidney and are sent here. The vast quantity of search terms that point this direction are variations on a theme: grandpa sex, sex with grandpa, hot …
So I tried watching the MTV Video Music Awards last night and felt completely out of touch. I had always heard that the big target demographic that advertisers are after are “Men, 18-35.” I always thought “Weird. I won’t suddenly change into my father at the age of 36.” Well on Saturday I turned 36, and as I tried watching …
Sorry no new funnies for awhile. Here’s what’s up with me: Floors finished, baseboards finished, thresholds nearly finished re-design for monsterbubbles.com nearly complete–hoping to go live with it before the end of August working on posters for a few local theater productions trying to find time to draw the pile of Summer Olympic-inspired GSM ideas I’ve had Set up a …
Clean, flat, fragrance-free Dude, you gotta see my floor. Timmy’s my hero. Not quite finished yet (still have to do the baseboards), but the floors are down and a VAST improvement over the gross carpet that was on top of the busted linoleum that was on top of the original asphalt tile. Thanks, Tim. Anyhow, no promises on the the …
Sorry for the lack of Grandpa Sex Machine this week, but like I mentioned before, home remodeling is taking priority right now. I’ve been sneezing incessantly since this whole thing began–good times. Wanted to mention that the Belleville Chapter of the Drink and Draw Social Club (which I’ve been absent from for the past couple weeks) is having a Dr. …
DJ Coffman posted this yesterday, and I just got around to reading it now. Pretty lousy news. If you haven’t been reading Hero By Night, it’s really good stuff–DJ has really made an effort to re-capture the fun-ness of Kirby-era superheroes. Show some support for DJ and the HBN–go buy all the back-issues you can get your hands on. Probably …
If you are logged in on eBay, the front page has this bit that says “Fuel your passion for _____” and then fills that blank with your most recent eBay purchase and lists several related items. That’s great and all, but my most recent eBay purchase was a one-shot Goon comic by Eric Powell entitled “Satan’s Sodomy Baby.” This results …
So, I’m going to take a second to plug this band, Harvey, on account of their ability to kick all kinds of ass. Three of these guys are former students of mine, but I can’t claim any credit for their prodigious talent–they were awesome before I ever met them. I saw them perform a few weeks back at Mosaics in …
So Tom Waits is my MySpace friend, right? (I know! How cool am I?) Anyhow, I just read this bulletin and quite enjoyed it. I think my favorite bit was the “words to live by.” I just upgraded to the latest WordPress and ComicPress and am in the middle of tweaking things, so please forgive me if it all gets …
Like always, the #1 ranked art fair in the nation had lots of art and lots of food. Big variety of media, genres, and food. I got a gyro and some ice cream, but didn’t buy any art. One of the crumby things about being an art teacher is that I can’t afford to actually buy any original art. Last …
